Aneros

December 6, 2005 by NML

It was so hard to come up with a title that didn’t include the words ‘bum’ or ‘bummer’ so I just kept it simple. Looking at this thing I felt a touch confused as I wondered if I was looking at some type of magnified organism, but what do you know, it’s a sex toy. For men.
” The Aneros MGX Massager is a patented anal sphincter-driven, prostate-perineum massager. In English: with the Aneros, men can achieve strong continuous, non-ejaculatory, full body orgasms previously unattainable through conventional sexual techniques.”
I didn’t know that men are unable to achieve full body orgasms via conventional sex methods until I read about this product, so if you buy this for your guy, you can give him a ‘Dream Orgasm’. Personally I can’t visualise this being used, but then I can barely visualise a boyfriend, so what the hell do I know? And yes, the pictured Aneros does go up his bum (or anus as the technical people refer to it as).
This is a bestseller (I’m not surprised with the promises of ‘Dream Orgasm’s and is available from Lovehoney for £29.49 or £51.05, where you can also find out more ‘in-depth’ information. May all of his Christmas’ come together in one go…..