Bad Habits of Men: All Eyes on Breasts

Women’s breasts. Need I say more gentleman? We search for them, yearn for them, are willing to do almost anything to see them. Did any of us ever ask ourselves why? Or do any of us consider what might happen if we get too much of a good thing? Well Special Dark is here to hopefully answer a few of the questions that us man folk have.

Alright, to answer why we like them so much. I’ve heard every opinion from “Cause like we don’t have them” to “They make chicks look round and [‘supple’– not the original word used]“. I think, from a more scientific and universally cultural perspective, roundness in women (supple breasts and shapely hips) denote that she’s healthy and able to bear children. Now while this isn’t necessarily true it’s an unconscious assumption that, in some ways, is hard coded into the wiring in the male brain. That doesn’t mean we can’t override our biology but it does mean we have an uphill battle against evolution sometimes.

We’re not alone. Women have pretty universal qualities that define male attractiveness. Broad shoulders, strong arms, clear skin and a tall stature can work to our advantage while looking “mousy” and demure can push us toward only being able to get women who like guys with a non-mainstream look. It also means that guys without those traits have to develop other things, like an interesting personality, to overcome being behind nature’s 8 ball.

So even though big, round breasts tell us absolutely nothing (other than the woman has big, round breasts) we react on an unconscious level to them as if they did. Obviously it takes much more to maintain a relationship than just being attractive but that’s the first step that can hinder or help future steps from occurring. Unless attractiveness is established quickly, especially with guys who typically are very visually motivated, a perfectly good candidate for a long-term relationship could be passed over for one who, outwardly fits the bill but inwardly is not viable.

Pornography often shows women with big size 36 C, 38 D or even larger breasts being very perky with nipples extending straight out all the time. I hope that it does not come as a great shock that those are the tell-tale sizes of a boob job. Now, I don’t know a lot of guys who would stop watching a skin flick because of that but when we take that expectation out into the real world we are almost definitely going to be disappointed.

Larger breasts sag under their own weight and as women get older they sag more. Simply put, the firmness that they have when the woman is young slowly reduces and you can end up having a middle aged woman with large, unattractive breasts. These aged mammary’s are only shapely within the confines of a bra. A lot of times this may not be something that us men folk consider when going out there for a large bust that we can smother our faces in.

Smaller breasted women, on the other hand, have the bonus of staying much more shapely for much longer. In addition if they are a reasonable A cup, or even a small B, they may not really need to wear a bra most the time. This fact can be a very good indication that the potential sagging, that may happen later, will be negligible or non-existent.