Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones, smelly ones, mashed up and weather beaten ones. Yes, I do mean willies. The size of penises is a tenuous subject, which can spawn conversations that never really get finished. People do love dick and I do mean both men and women. Guys treat theirs like prized possessions and govern their thinking with them, and many women treat big dicks like the second coming, literally. So let’s raise the question, does size matter?
I have found that women fall into two of three clubs:
1: The Just Enough To Make You Feel A Little Uncomfortable Club
2: The So Big It Feels Like it Could Tip Your Throat When He’s Inside You Club
There is a third club, ‘The So Small That I Mistake It For a Finger Club’ but I am yet to come across any members.
I’m a member of the first club and will never be a member of either of the last. I have no desire to be ridden ragged by anyone. I think that my vagina must be like a lot of my body: small. And that’s the way I’d like it to stay. With me, cystitis or urinary tract infections go hand in hand with a willy that feels like a battering ram. Sure a big dick’s nice to look at, but that’s about the length and breadth of it for me. I don’t like feeling raw and torn and much as I enjoy sex at the time, I can do without having a painful physical reminder of my night of passion. There are some woman that love that John Wayne feeling and take the battle ‘scars’ as a loving reminder of their bigus dickus conquest, but they are welcome to them. Big Dicks are not welcome by members of my club and I know plenty of women that agree with me.
I believe that a healthy combination of girth (nobody wants a pencil) and length is just what is needed. You know it’s there, but you don’t have to think it’s still there for days after you’ve left him! Also, maybe it’s just me, but what if you had so much bigus-dickus that you got all wide down there?
Let me tell you something for nothing. Big dicks are highly overrated. It’s all very well having a big wong, but if he hasn’t got a clue what to do with it, he might as well have a cocktail sausage for a penis for all the pleasure you’re getting and it’s likely that the beaver will get a good hammering.
I know lots of women that claim to love big dicks or ‘Bigus Dickus’ – all card carrying members of the second club. Part of their excitement is just seeing one and the prospect of what it will do to them. For some of them, the fact that it’s big (width normally has its part to play here) is all they need to get pleasure and he doesn’t have to do much to get them going. I don’t think there’s very much creativity to this – It’s just that thin line between pleasure and pain……
Of course you can have great sex with a guy with a big dick, but I do happen to think that there’s more to it than the size.
My biggest problem with the fascination with dick syndrome is that the owners of these ‘fabulous’ appendages often get cut a lot of slack because what they lack in any other redeemable qualities is made up for by their dicks and bedroom skills.
We will forgo conversation, a meeting of the minds, and a chance to build a relationship, for men that have little else to them other than what hangs between their legs. I know women who have lost everything over a man that will sex them right. I know women who are so blinded by how good they get it from guys that are mucking them around, that there is just no reasoning with them.
And then there’s dicks so small that, well, you can’t feel a thing. Now I must say that small is in the eye of the beholder/receiver. The only time when we’re all going to agree that it’s definitely small is when it’s the size of your thumb/cocktail sausage. There is no disputing the size in that case!
Small dicks get a lot of flack from the ladies as there is this misguided belief that small equals little pleasure. Yes it can in some cases, but I will still say that it’s all about what he does with it, except for where it’s really small and you really will need to have a small (miniscule), tight vagina to ‘accommodate’ it.
Of course, if you’re eyeing his little ding-a-ling as if a worm has sneaked in from the garden, you’re setting yourself up to not enjoy it, and you’re going to give his confidence a serious knock, which means he’ll struggle to perform anyway!
But I think it’s safe to say that one woman’s small dick is another woman’s average dick.
Think about it: If you’re a woman that has been getting a good seeing to from lets say something that’s the size of a large banana, and then you get something more reminiscent of a cocktail sausage, of course you’re going to friggin complain! But if you’re a woman who has had average sized dicks then you might be able to accommodate something slightly smaller.
Ultimately great sex is about a connection between two people, but size or how you fit together will help to make that great connection in the first place. Has anybody ever had amazing kisses with someone and felt like you’ve got an unbelievable connection, only to be left disappointed between the sheets? I’m sure it’s happened to some of us!
Has anyone had finger licking good sex with someone (unbelievable sexual connection, practically swinging from the light fittings), but they have been unsuitable outside of the bedroom? I’m sure it’s happened to a hell of a lot us! Basing everything on sex is for casual arrangements, one night stands, however if it’s a relationship you’re looking for, it do with it.
Don’t be fooled. You can have the biggest dick in the world, but if you don’t know how to do it, you’ve got a drill with no drill bit, a nut with no bolt, bread but no butter, sugar but no Koolaid, ham but no burger. The sh*t’s not right!
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I don’t ever think about the size of it. All I know is that the last time I used a urinal the water was cold
and deep
great post, funny stuff
Thick and medium in length matters IF a man knows how to be a good lover and cares about his partner’s pleasure as much as he cares about his own.
Too big/long just hurts, and too small is lackluster, no matter how great he is in bed.