Boyfriend breaks girlfriends leg over penis pump fiasco
August 11, 2006 by NML
So your boyfriend asks you to buy a penis pump for him on the internet and the credit card transaction fails. What should happen next? Try with another card? Get your boyfriend to buy his own frickin penis pump and use his card to pay?
Darren Colliver 30, yet another example of a deranged cheapskate flew into a range and threatened to beat up his girlfriend Ms Franklin when she got home. Like many a woman who has tried to placate a man who clearly isn’t worth her time, she stayed away from home that night and when she turned up the following day, she was bearing a piece of his favourite cake. Seemingly the cake wasn’t good enough for a man who desperately needed to inflate his ego (cough, cough)..I mean penis and when she arrived he smashed a draw over her legs and poured shampoo into her eyes and mouth! He then threw her onto the floor breaking her leg!
You’d think that it would end there with this extremely unnecessary act of violence but EVEN when Ms Franklin was in hospital Mr Colliver went up there and moved the controls on her electric bed to cause her even MORE pain!
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that it is utterly ridiculous behaviour on the part of Mr Colliver!? It’s a penis pump for God’s sake! He’s a tight-fisted, nasty, violent abuser and fortunately he’ll be getting his comeuppance when he is sentenced very soon. I would say ‘Get a life Darren Colliver!’ but he’ll have a very different kind of life in store for him when he’s in a prison cell. He’ll be getting a penis pump alright! Just not the sort his was expecting….
Read via The Metro newspaper in the UK
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All this… over a PENIS PUMP?! Just how small must he have been to become THIS enraged over not getting it? I’m shocked, to say the least. But also mildly cracking up at how pathetic this man is.
Like many stories about violence, the details of what lead to the attack are irrelevant. 1) This guy is capable of vicious behavior; 2) The attack is prolonged — this is *not* the first time; 3) Ms. Franklin needs more help, support, and guidance than just related to the injuries from this attack.
Nothing will likely help the world with respect to Colliver until someone gets his attention, and Colliver agrees that he has a problem, regardless of the rest of the world. Perhaps that will happen now.
This is awful, all the way around.
Thanks for sharing this story.
How can I put this gently . . . I can’t. That gentleman is a waste of space.
I agree with you all. This guy represents the lowest of the low.
Alexandra - You and me too!
Brad K - You are absolutely right - Ms Franklin needs a lot of support so that she never finds herself with any man that abuses her nevermind over a penis pump!
Andrew - Amen to that!
I’m not defending this guy at all, so please don’t misunderstand me, but a lot of this is exageratted and a lot of things which are reported didn’t actually occur. i’m not condoning his behaviour by the way because it is not acceptable in the slightest.