Cockblocking: The Female Perspective
February 6, 2006 by The Tattoed Debutante
Here’s the thing. Women and men, by nature, are infected with jealousy and concern. These two emotions, independent of each other, are the driving forces behind what has come to be known as “cockblocking.” This term, clearly coined by some intellectual mastermind, refers to the actions of one boy preventing another boy from getting a piece of ass (or whatever else they were after.)
Here’s an example scenario:
Guy one: Hey, y’all go ahead and go home. I’m staying with Girl tonight.Guy two: Dude, are you sure you wanna do that? I mean, what are you really expecting? You already made out all night, do you really need to go back and get more. You don’t wanna get involved in that.
Guy one: I don’t know what I expect, but I’m attracted to her and I am leaving with her.
Guy two: Dude, you don’t even know where she’s been.
Guy one: Whatever. You’re drunk. Shut the hell up.
Okay, in this scenario, one amigo was trying to assist his other amigo by preventing what could be a bad situation. His motive is most likely concern for his buddy’s well being. He is trying to prevent involvement with someone who may be emotionally unstable, promiscuous, or (god-forbid) looking for more than one night’s affection. In this situation, it is also clear that Guy Two is a virgin and an ass.
Scenario 2:
Guy one: Hey Guy Two, this is Girl.Guy two: Hey Girl, what the hell are you doing talking to this douche bag?
Girl: (laughs) Aww, Guy One is sweet. Be nice!
Guy two: Sweet? Are you kidding? Listen; there was this time in Boys Town when we were at the donkey show…
Guy one: Dude, shut the hell up!
Girl: (laughing again) Oh really?? This I have to hear!
Guy two: (goes into graphic detail about a night with a Mexican hooker and a bottle of tequila)
Girl: (not laughing anymore) That’s pretty sick. I’m gonna go see how my friends are doing.
Guy one: Dude, you are such a dick.
Guy two: (Laughing) She would have figured out what a loser you were eventually.
Okay, in this scenario, Guy Two is clearly jealous that Guy One has attracted the attention of a female. Because he, himself, has failed to catch the eye of the opposite sex, he feels the need to emasculate his “brother” in a feeble attempt to look manlier and feel less neglected. He thinks only of himself and refuses to acknowledge that he did anything wrong.
This is how it comes off to us, gentlemen. When we see you do this, this is what we think. We are not impressed, we are not offended, we are simply astounded that “the brotherhood of men” would betray their own kind in such a flagrant manner. I always thought the male code was something to the effect of: In the instance that a member of the brotherhood has the opportunity to get even a small amount of ass, it is necessary that all other members of the ‘hood do everything within their power to facilitate the “ass getting.”
I mean, really. Where is the love?
Next on the agenda: Cockblocking minus the cock: When women turn on each other.
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If a guy is a complete piece of shit man whore who would screw an animal if nothing else was left, then i would pull a cock block if i could. They deserve it. I got a problem with guys like that, and other types as well.