For instance, George Clooney seems to me to be completely open and honest about the fact that he has no intention *whatsoever* of doing relationships and babies, now or ever, and yet he seems to have a kind of integrity about him in this regard; I can’t remember him ever being involved in scandals or kiss-and-tells or marriage wrecking, and he seems to have a genuine respect for the women he gets involved with and doesn’t diss them afterwards at all. But John Meyer seems to absolutely thrive on picking up beautiful women who are in a state of relationship-breakup roadkill, and then goes out of his way to patronise them and twist the knife as far as he can, while extracting as much cheesy, self-inflating publicity for himself as possible. Your analysis is totally spot-on. “Relationship ambulance chaser” – exactly. But how weird, that he publically insists that he is looking for his “one true love” while he’s privately doing this serial assclownery instead. He makes me ill, I can’t even listen to him speak without feeling the nauseating self-delusion wafting off the guy.

Plus, he’s really not talented. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Genuinely talented people don’t act like this, it’s only second-rate attention seekers who do this.

Jo
whose new favourite word is “assclown”

Jennifer Aniston can definitely benefit from taking a visit to this site!

I do give him credit for not wanting to waste anymore of her time and cutting her loose to find someone better. However, he could have kept his mouth shut about it. He says decided to open his mouth to supposedly speak up for her, but looks more like his lip service has done her a disservice and was designed to protect his own rep and prevent damage to his future dating prospects. It makes me wonder if he in fact was the person who initiated the break up.

IT ALMOST MAKES ME WISH THE NEXY GUY WHO PURSUES ME IS FAMOUS -SO THAT YOU KNOW WHAT HIS DEAL IS BEFORE i GET HOODWINKED !!!

It is such a typical EUM move to make him seem like the wounded one and that he is doing the “honorable thing”. You know what – when an EUM does this to your face that’s one form of cowardice but when he’s a celebrity and he announces it to the paparazzi to be broadcast around the world – well that just takes it to a whole other level.

I really hope Jennifer thinks he’s a walking a-hole now and does not thing he was doing the “honorable” thing.

Nope – all he was doing was trying to convince the world that he is a “good” or a “nice” guy.

They are all the same – mega platinum hit singer songwriter or bumbling salesman – it all ends up – his behavior says – he doesn’t want a relationship and isn’t worth your time. Yet, he can’t have people thinking he wasn’t being “honorable”.

Maddening. But – as long as Jen doesn’t engage with him any further and keeps her head up high – she wins – in my opinion.

Even though it’s unlikely, if Jennifer Aniston (or any of the other women John has hurt) is still hurting, I hope she sees this.

I also hate that the media seems to think that Jen can’t be happy unless she’s coupled up. She’s rich, gorgeous and talented – she doesn’t need a man!

Falling for someone while ‘on the rebound’ is risky. You are most likely to attract someone looking for injured prey or for an ‘easy’ charity case. A predator will see a quick opportunity to *look* like a good guy, for a time, where a good guy would see the hurt but not a mate-prospect or a likely date.

It can be easy to mistake the predator pursuing ‘easy prey’ for ‘easy to get to know’.

And then he sings this sad ballads about finding the right one “… I’m tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here … you’ll be so good, you’ll be so good for me.”

Sums it up, doesn’t it? Good for him. Nobody but you, John, nobody but you (assclown). hee hee

Oh and that #3 harem thing? That sounds eerily familiar! Gotta remember to watch out for that one!