Freddy Krueger Flashback: Cut Your Nails Guys
I was sitting on the train on the way into work and glanced at the male passenger who was sitting in front of me and caught site of the longest nails that I have EVER seen on a man. As always happens when you see something that you shouldn’t be staring at, my eyes kept being drawn back to his slashers and I clenched and crossed my legs involuntarily. His girlfriend was all over him like a rash and all I kept thinking was 1)I’m surprised you can walk when your boyfriend must be slashing your insides every time you have foreplay, 2) Maybe they don’t have foreplay…3) This woman must be suffering regularly with UTI’s, cystitis and thrush…4)Does he cut up crack cocaine with his finger nails? 5) Have the Metropolitan police considered bringing him in for questioning for any unsolved crimes that involve slash wounds….?
I don’t care what magazine says that men should be letting all hang out and that it’s OK to grow their nails - It is NOT okay to walk around like a Freddy Krueger version of a walking, talking, bladder infection. It’s unhygienic! Women spend a lot of time and energy on their nails and they STILL get dirt under them. Now throw in a man with long nails who probably won’t sit their preening them all day, filing and ensuring that he hasn’t got a grime on them and throw in some foreplay and start wincing and clenching like there’s no tomorrow.
Guys that choose to have long nails should have a file close at hand, hand cream and should only grow them to an acceptable length, like a little bit of growth. Growing nails that rival the falsies that you see on women in gangsta rap videos is not cool and if you have a man that is sporting this stuff, I suggest you cut them off in his sleep or keep telling him that he’s cutting you up inside. And if he’s not going inside, because he’s not indulging in foreplay, you need to exchange him anyway…..
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If he’s not cleaning or cutting his fingernails you can be sure that he’s not properly washing his arse or changing his underwear.
that is such a fake story lol freddy woud not be walking around like that or any body els
I’m a male and I have long (8mm growth beyond the fingertip) nails. I keep them very clean, and with clear polish for protection. I use hand and cuticle cream for moisturising.