Friday Humour:10 Things That Will Scare Away a Guy

February 24, 2006 by NML

If you ever want to scare a date away, these are the things that should have him running for the hills.
1. Turn up to a date with your overnight ‘suitcase’ with enough stuff to last you a month.
2. Don’t bother with the trying to impress him. Have the hair all jacked up and a tracksuit that’s seen better days.
3. Tell him that you know that you’ve only heavy petted but you’re CONVINCED you’re pregnant and that he’d better step up to his responsibilities.

4. Tell him you’re a chick with a dick.
5. Refuse to go on dates alone and bring a friend, or even worse, your mum or dad.
6. Answer the door in a wedding dress.
7. Get a big beefy guy to turn up when you’re on the date and say that he’s your boyfriend.
8. Talk about your ex all night and keep bursting into tears.
9. Take out your lipstick and after putting it on your lips, make slashing marks at your face like a mad woman with the lipstick.
10. Hand him all of your household bills and tell him that as your date, you expect them all to be paid within 24 hours.