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Don’t get caught short by not understanding the rules of the booty call road.
A booty call is a casual arrangement that you have with someone that allows you to flex your dialling finger and say ‘Let’s meet up’ which is code for ‘Come round and do me. NOW’ At some point you both had sex, discovered that it was great, but that’s about all there is to it. Ideally, the person shouldn’t be an ex, as there is history, although if you’re both totally over it, what the hell, go for it.
- Under no circumstances should you have any feelings other than the ones that ripple through your body when you’re having sex with them.
- It’s not making love, it’s good hard sex. Don’t get this mixed up. Making love is for people that actually want to talk to you about non sex related stuff and actually have a relationship.
- If your booty call is less than satisfactory, bin them off. Why go to the trouble of a booty call if you don’t get to come?
- Minimal chit-chat – This is not a relationship. You don’t get to have emotional discussions. Phone your mum or something.
- This is an ad-hoc arrangement. You don’t plan a booty call a few days in advance. They call or you call and you’re either free or not free. Plans are for people in relationships.
- As a general rule of thumb, you get laid and get the hell out. You shouldn’t need to stay over, unless of course you both get on pretty well and you want it again in the morning.
- You don’t meet up with your booty call for lunch or for other recreational activities. Any meeting up such as dinner or drinks should be focused on getting your clothes off.
- Phonecalls should be late. Friends and family call early, booty calls give you a call after 9/10pm.
- Don’t leave anything at their place as that’s couple territory.
- Don’t ask about who they’ve been doing, because you don’t need to know. If you’re talking when you should be going at it, something has gone very wrong.
- No snuggling and spooning each other to sleep. Get up and go home!
- No questions about performance or how you compare to a previous lover. Who cares? It’s sex!
- You don’t need to worry about whether it’s good for them. This is the one time when you can be totally focused on your pleasure. If they’re of the same mind, it should be pretty mind-blowing anyway.
- Don’t go falling in love with your booty call. If a relationship didn’t follow from all that shagging before, it’s unlikely to appear now. Get out if feelings develop.
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