Signs That a Woman is High Maintenance

October 10, 2005 by NML

I can smell the linger of her perfume. Can see the sparkle from her diamond ring. Can hear the click of her heels. Can hear her laugh coming from pool side as she sips her cocktail with paper umbrella. Can see the presents she receives from her man. Working and living in Posh Town, USA I see a lot of signs that point to her. She’s the high maintenance woman.
Walk into the latest trendy store, pub, or disco and you too can spot the high-maintenance woman. There is also opportunity for a ‘sighting’ at a nail salon, mall, or fitness club.

Want to know if your lady is a high-maintenance? The following is a list of ten characteristics will help you decide. She is one who:

Needs attention, appreciation and affection 100% of the time in social situations
Waits for the valet to open her door, because she always valets
Only owns trainers that match her gym outfits
Wears full makeup to the gym and tries not to sweat too much
Swears by her monthly facials and spa treatments
Would NOT drink beer from the bottle
Gets additions to her brand name collections
Always wears her best jewellery
Dresses up to go to the grocery store or bank
Cosmetic surgery is a great gift idea, she’s got a long list of things that need fixing to choose from

Dating a high-maintenance woman may not bother some men. If this is true, please be sure to follow these rules:

Flowers are standard for birthday’s, Valentine’s Day, and apologies
Spa weekends take the place of camping or anything else outdoors you’ve planned
She comes first, even over your mum
When at a party, all attention is on her, don’t bother talking to your mates

The high maintenance women loves being in charge and running the show. They need to feel that it is their call; their way or the highway. She isn’t hard to find, but she sure is hard to keep! Good luck!

Contributed by Eyes.