1. Learn how to apologise without having to be practically forced to kicking and screaming. Seriously, how is it possible that one little word, ‘Sorry’ can be so difficult to say. They can say ‘sex’, ’blowjob’, ‘dinner’ and ‘threesome’ with no trouble, but they just can’t cay ‘Sorry’.
2. Learn how to apologise, understand why and [...]
If you ever want to scare a date away, these are the things that should have him running for the hills.
1. Turn up to a date with your overnight ‘suitcase’ with enough stuff to last you a month.
2. Don’t bother with the trying [...]
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been several weeks since my last confession. Actually, I’m not even Catholic anymore, but I still need to confess my sins. I broke a commandment. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife.” Now, technically this isn’t the commandment I broke. It’s more like an adapted version. [...]
The term gold digger has been generalized to include any woman that although she is an independant diva in her own right, expects traditional dating roles to apply. This is my anthem to the contrary.
Just because I want a man that has his life in order, that has dreams and aspirations, that has a J-O-B, [...]
To the telemarketers that call at all times of the day and night, irrespective to the fact that I’m on the National Do Not Call List. This is to you!