Ten Actions That Would Improve The Male Species
March 17, 2006 by NML
1. Learn how to apologise without having to be practically forced to kicking and screaming. Seriously, how is it possible that one little word, ‘Sorry’ can be so difficult to say. They can say ‘sex’, ’blowjob’, ‘dinner’ and ‘threesome’ with no trouble, but they just can’t cay ‘Sorry’.
2. Learn how to apologise, understand why and mean it. Saying sorry because their nuts are turning blue from being ignored by us, or because they just want things to go back to normal is not enough. Guys need to think outside the box a little (Be careful that their heads don’t explode) and look at things from someone else’s perspective for a change. And just think, if they understood why they were apologising, they’d learn how to stop repeating the same mistakes.
3. Stop being ‘mistaken’ and start being wrong. Men have a serious, systematic, hard wired problem with admitting that they are wrong but have no problem pointing out our faults and mistakes.
4. They could learn how to do basic things such as taking out the bins, picking up their plates, putting away their clothes, wet towels etc, without being nagged at, begged and pleaded with.
5. They need to get over the whole reward and patting on the back thing. They did something – big frickin woohoo. Why do they feel the need to remind you about that time when they did XYZ? Why do they have to be patted on the back and told how wonderful they are for ages afterwards when they forget something you did ten minutes ago? Why do they think they can live off one action for so long and collect on it with sexual favours or being let off ‘chores’?
6. Listen more. Not nodding and saying the occasional yes in the right places. Not jumping in and offering immediate solutions. Not trying to overtalk us and cut to the chase. They need to hear and listen to what is being said – they could stand to learn a lot.
7. Learn how to read signals and be a bit intuitive. I appreciate that the sixth sense is not honed by the male species, but spend enough time around someone and you do learn their characteristics and traits. You can tell when they are angry, sad, happy, in need of a cuddle, in need of a chat….which is why if these men opened their eyes and removed them off the TV or whatever is diverting their attention, they can pick up signals and react as opposed to waiting for a meltdown.
8. They could get over the whole swallowing and blowjob thing. Blowjobs are an extra on the menu that add a bit of pizzazz to a sex session but they become annoying and tedious when guys expect them to be on the menu every time. Have they tried it themselves? Do they know about repetitive strain injury? They need to imagine eating the same thing every day for a long period of time and how they feel after that, and then replace the food with an image of us giving them head all the time and imagine what that feels like for us.
9. Last longer. Two people coming is better than one.
10. Stop placing such an emphasis on sex/getting into our knickers. They wonder why we think they don’t respect us or that they only want us to get their leg over, and then they spend all of their efforts trying to get their leg over and possibly even disappear once they get it!
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