Comfort first. Toenails. Yes, toenails must be trimmed smooth and short. But still, after toe-stubbings (i.e. broken/misshaped toes and toenails) and other things, the 10 claws may still pose a hazard to nice sheets and adored legs.

Apparently, keeping the socks on keeps the feet warmer, encouraging increased blood flow to the legs and enhancing artery and limb health. And reducing risk of heart complications.

Next, there are skin issues. Yes, you should keep to home with athlete’s foot or other skin condition. But some conditions leave callous or scaly skin. Because of the inside-the-shoe environment, there is more likely to be skin-related grunge on the feet.

And, lastly, we may have been playing ‘dress up’ with a previous companion, or in a previous encounter with this companion, and the toenail polish may not have been stripped off yet. We realize the shaved body hair and plucked eyebrows are givaways, and we may have to dance around the truth to explain the exotic pubic trim or going completely bald down there. But add in toenail polish, and we find ourselves at risk of bodily injury or even disappointment.

And you completely omitted basic toenail and fingernail trims and checks for hangnails, splits, and long nails. Of course, there may be room for discussion about long nails on the lady’s side of the bed, too. And recent washing of body with attention to genitals, that probably counts, too.

fuck you cunts, i’m stickin to porno.

Yet men are expected to go down at every session? You bitches make me sick, I’m going gay from now on.